Anger Management

A friend of mine is always telling me that I have a lot of anger. Last night, most of it was directed at my bartender. I started thinking about it, and I'm working on a theory. I think that, as the years go by, every time I get mad at a man, he's also getting some of the residual anger leftover from men in my past. So basically, each guy is getting more anger than the one that that came before.

I fear that if I keep getting dicked over, in ten years, a guy I like will step on my foot and I'll snap his neck.