Sunday, December 9, 2007

Well, hello there...

Anyone who knows me knows I'm not one for introductions. Let's just get right down to it. I'm Kate. This is my blog. If you're reading it, you probably already know me.

So I was thinking about changing my last name to Hitler. I think it would be an interesting conversation-starter. "Hi, I'm Kate Hitler- no relation!"

In the doctor's office, when they call my name, I could put on a fake French accent and shout, "It's Hit-lay, you idjot! Hit-lay! The 'r' is silent!" Stupid Americans.

It might offend some people (holla at my Jewish friends; I love you guys), but I think it would be really funny. Thoughts?

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