Ode to Marlboro Lights (2)

I almost called in sick to work yesterday. I woke up and felt like I had been hit by a truck. As I was debating wasting my Floating Holiday, I reached for my pack of cigarettes. I smoked one, and, magically, was well enough to get out of bed and drag my ass to work. Thanks, Marlboro! Now I can use my vacation day for fun!